The Ultimate SHTF Vehicle: Terradynes Gurkha Series

[toexist]

Here he, here he...

Looking for a practical fuel efficient discret vehicle that screams modesty...look no further. Sure SHTF will likely never come but still...at least you'll be able out do the Jones in style. With a entry price at only a half a million dollars...it's a steal.

Imagine pulling up to the local chess tournament in this bad boy. The choice is yours but don't think too long cause they're in high demand and all the popular kids are scooping em up.

Everyone take a knee and bow down to the boner enducing hummer smashing chick magnet Gurkha...developed by Terradyne. Where dreams come true...because your worth it.

 

[bigpaul]

not a lot of use where I live. Devon especially North Devon is made up of small county roads with high hedges and granite walls with 6ft deep ditches on either side one normal car width. I have seen lots of vehicles especially trucks get stuck in these lanes usually on the bends.

 

[toexist]

not a lot of use where I live. Devon especially North Devon is made up of small county roads with high hedges and granite walls with 6ft deep ditches on either side one normal car width. I have seen lots of vehicles especially trucks get stuck in these lanes usually on the bends.

Rest assure Paulie sir u won't be getting stuck with lord Gurkha. Plus imagine all the small town honeys that would be flocking ur way. U would be like the fat elvis of the apocalypse.

 

[toexist]

If budget is of concern...

Something a little more conservative perhaps...

 

[toexist]

I welcome anyone else to post their own variations of outlandish bad ### candidates for SHTF vehicles. The more extreme the better.

 

[bigpaul]

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U would be like the fat elvis of the apocalypse.

RU taking the wee wee?

 

[Proud Prepper]

http://www.ebay.com/gds/8-of-the-Co...0205272921/g.html?roken2=ti.pTGVlIE1hbGNoZXI=

 

[toexist]

http://www.ebay.com/gds/8-of-the-Co...0205272921/g.html?roken2=ti.pTGVlIE1hbGNoZXI=

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Now that's what I'm talking about.

 

[Maverick]

I'll stick with my horses, pack mules and quads, this thing wouldn't be able to travel the passages even on some FS roads up here, many roads up here are for 4x4 w/narrow wheelbase of 76" max (78" would force straddling on unstable ground) similar to an o'l willys mb jeep or ford gpw. Though nice vehicle it just won't work for me.

 

[toexist]

I'll stick with my horses, pack mules and quads, this thing wouldn't be able to travel the passages even on some FS roads up here, many roads up here are for 4x4 w/narrow wheelbase of 76" max (78" would force straddling on unstable ground) similar to an o'l willys mb jeep or ford gpw. Though nice vehicle it just won't work for me.

I'm with you but I'll be damned if they ain't the most badass vehicle I've ever seen.

 

[toexist]

Another viable alternative is the almighty (lightning strikes in background) Marauder. Feast yer eyes feast yer eyes! When a pickup just won't do...and you the need to impress...look no further.

 

[toexist]

RU taking the wee wee?

I'm just busting yer chops.

 

[DrHenley]

Cougar HE MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle)

Rated to withstand 14 kg of TNT - Level V (The Marauder is rated Level III)

In the initial field tests in Iraq by the U.S. Military, there were no casualties after 300 IED attacks.

If you are gonna dream, dream big

 

[toexist]

Cougar HE MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle)

Rated to withstand 14 kg of TNT - Level V (The Marauder is rated Level III)

In the initial field tests in Iraq by the U.S. Military, there were no casualties after 300 IED attacks.

If you are gonna dream, dream big

Way to go doctor...I sure as shizar wouldn't want to be in front of that thing. Make a lane for the Cougar!!

 

[Maverick]

Cougar HE MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle)

Rated to withstand 14 kg of TNT - Level V (The Marauder is rated Level III)

In the initial field tests in Iraq by the U.S. Military, there were no casualties after 300 IED attacks.

If you are gonna dream, dream big

All survived

http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2011/03/mrap-field-tested-us-marine-approved.html

 

[toexist]

All survived

http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2011/03/mrap-field-tested-us-marine-approved.html

Jeez a 500 bomb...that must have hurt. Awesome they can live to tell the tale. That would make a great story to tell.

 

[toexist]

https://www.armytrucksinc.com/page2

Think these are for rent only in great state of Georgia but not seeing prices...

Edit disregard...don't think they cater to civilians. I was just wondering what that Cougar went for.

 

[Graynomad]

I welcome anyone else to post their own variations of outlandish bad ### candidates for SHTF vehicles. The more extreme the better.

OK, I'll bite.

Here's my RV

That was Mk1, after a few years I dismantled it and built Mk2

Smaller but more capable.

Ex-army 6x6 chassis.

 

[toexist]

OK, I'll bite.

Here's my RV

That was Mk1, after a few years I dismantled it and built Mk2

Smaller but more capable.

Ex-army 6x6 chassis.

Badasss!!

 

[bigpaul]

only in America or Australia maybe, UK roads aren't big enough for anything like that, even on the motorways you'd need a police escort.