Wont help, chickens can't read.LOL, my hens should have seen this. I canned them all up a month ago because they'd stopped laying productively (4 year old birds). Might have to print this out to hang in the chicken coop with the next bunch.
We raise chickens here and my kids would say " these eggs are the best! Staight from the chickens butt to your mouth!"
I always enjoy the pure honesty of kids!Wont help, chickens can't read.
I always asked my kids why do people look in side a carton of eggs before they buy them at the store?
Answer: Because chickens can't count! Gotta make sure it's really a dozen.
Heres one you will love.I always enjoy the pure honesty of kids!
I have a step daughter who, when she was about 7, was sitting in the back of our car when I started hearing the sound of blowing. Similar to blowing out a match or the like. I asked her what she was doing. she replied with out missing a beat,Heres one you will love.
I have three daughters,we are in the car driving in to the ranch, there is a rooster mounting a hen in the middle of the road.
From the back seat i heare my 7 year old yell " Daddy! The rooster's nailing the hen!"
Then the 4 year old yells, : That's chicken love!".
Me, I was just speechless.
And the sad part is both of those were innocent things.I have a step daughter who, when she was about 7, was sitting in the back of our car when I started hearing the sound of blowing. Similar to blowing out a match or the like. I asked her what she was doing. she replied with out missing a beat,
"I blowing on this to make it hard...."
A few month later she held up a french fry and asked, "Is this 8 inches?"
I had to inform her that would be the last time she would ever ask that question.....
I have enough trouble keeping track of my kids (3 girls ).Thanks, I was looking for it and couldn't find it. I thought it really was a GHOST topic
I like these smilies. I'm naming them.
= that blue ghost from Ms PacMan
= the Walmart rollback guy
More to come when I think of their names, LOL
There are more!OMG!!! Those stories are just adorable!!! Very funny!
Sounds like he's a chip off the old block.There are more!
I just caught my son using his Nintendo DS to photograph the pictures in a Maxim magazine he found at a friend's house.
And he some how got his hands on a victoria secret catalog and tried sneaking it to school.