Home made wepons

[cyclingjames]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

 

[ChickenLittle]

a few of those sound like you'd be more likely to hurt yourself then your aggressor!

 

[bill harrell]

Fast moving vehicle. Sling. Atalatyl snare electrical short. Good batch of mushrooms( preferably destroying angel) lol this could get fun.....but theres some we better leave off

 

[bubbadreier]

How about a simple beatin' stick...

 

[old_anorak]

Ooooo can I play to?

 

[old_anorak]

One thing I do want to point out. If you are using a lighter and any type of aerosol can make sure you pull the flame away from the aerosol stream before you release the aerosol valve otherwise you will be left holding a bomb as the flame can be sucked back into the can.

 

[cyclingjames]

Good point, i forgot to mention that.

 

[old_anorak]

Maybe I shouldn't play. Anything I'd suggest would be illegal in at least a few states, lol.

Here's a quick one, the crazier you act, the more people tend to leave you alone; ie, literally soil yourself and fling it at them, they'll run. Learned that one from the mental patients at the insane asylum I worked at. Won't work on zombies, but may make the people around you stop long enough for the zombies to eat them and you can get away.

 

[cyclingjames]

with suggestions like that you can play as much as you want!

 

[bubbadreier]

Wow, that has got to be the "dirtiest" weapon I have ever heard of!

 

[bill harrell]

I have lost all desire to defend myself. I am speechless.....but not without defence ever again.

 

[old_anorak]

Sorry guys, didn't mean to offend anyone, but it's just something I've seen used by the nutjobs to keep people away from them and from being put into restraints. It's a normal human response of revulsion that works to the victim's advantage. I also know of a young woman who used a tactic similar to this to avoid being raped by several attackers. The attackers were so repulsed they turned her loose.

 

[old_anorak]

The will to live sometimes overrides a person's sense of pride I suppose.

 

[bill harrell]

I was joking girl. I thought it was brilliant. . Lol

 

[Come and Take It]

Ummm
I will refrain from adding to this

Ok. I lied
Diet Coke, cayenne pepper and mentos

That's all I can add without getting on another
List

Okay. Maybe one more: think of the shit storm
You could cause with spoiled mayonnaise

Fecal Flurry is used in the correct context,

 

[old_anorak]

I'm kind of like you in that respect, most anything I'd suggest would just put me on another list.

 

[Wiredog8]

Geeze Anorak. WE are on THE LIST!!
Let em fly Darlin'.

 

[old_anorak]

LOL

 

[Come and Take It]

Why it's good to raise rabbits,
and Brother Maynard helps out with an IED

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER IS SHOT FROM YOUR NOSE OR MOUTH AND HITS YOUR MONITOR

 

[Wiredog8]

Why it's good to raise rabbits,
and Brother Maynard helps out with an IED

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER IS SHOT FROM YOUR NOSE OR MOUTH AND HITS YOUR MONITOR

Nik, Nik, Nik!!!!!!!!!!!! For that, you must chop down a large tree, with, a, ...............HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!