Thank you for saying you are a witch. So many people now assume that all people who practice chemistry and psycology are worshiping their god of evil. "They must be burned!" In reality most of them believe that if you put your money in the wrong plate you are evil. People got by for thousands of years before some lazy bastard said "I have a special relationship with the almighty." You suckers must pay me 10% right off the top or I will punish you. Or my god will.
I am very sceptical of some company that promises me either a wonderful reward, or a horrible punishment, after I die. No phone call. No nothing. Welcome aboard. I look forward to your input.