Home made wepons

[cyclingjames]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

 

[ChickenLittle]

a few of those sound like you'd be more likely to hurt yourself then your aggressor!

 

[bill harrell]

Fast moving vehicle. Sling. Atalatyl snare electrical short. Good batch of mushrooms( preferably destroying angel) lol this could get fun.....but theres some we better leave off

 

[bubbadreier]

How about a simple beatin' stick...

 

[old_anorak]

Ooooo can I play to?

 

[old_anorak]

One thing I do want to point out. If you are using a lighter and any type of aerosol can make sure you pull the flame away from the aerosol stream before you release the aerosol valve otherwise you will be left holding a bomb as the flame can be sucked back into the can.

 

[cyclingjames]

Good point, i forgot to mention that.

 

[old_anorak]

Maybe I shouldn't play. Anything I'd suggest would be illegal in at least a few states, lol.

Here's a quick one, the crazier you act, the more people tend to leave you alone; ie, literally soil yourself and fling it at them, they'll run. Learned that one from the mental patients at the insane asylum I worked at. Won't work on zombies, but may make the people around you stop long enough for the zombies to eat them and you can get away.

 

[cyclingjames]

with suggestions like that you can play as much as you want!

 

[bubbadreier]

Wow, that has got to be the "dirtiest" weapon I have ever heard of!

 

[bill harrell]

I have lost all desire to defend myself. I am speechless.....but not without defence ever again.

 

[old_anorak]

Sorry guys, didn't mean to offend anyone, but it's just something I've seen used by the nutjobs to keep people away from them and from being put into restraints. It's a normal human response of revulsion that works to the victim's advantage. I also know of a young woman who used a tactic similar to this to avoid being raped by several attackers. The attackers were so repulsed they turned her loose.

 

[old_anorak]

The will to live sometimes overrides a person's sense of pride I suppose.

 

[bill harrell]

I was joking girl. I thought it was brilliant. . Lol

 

[Come and Take It]

Ummm
I will refrain from adding to this

Ok. I lied
Diet Coke, cayenne pepper and mentos

That's all I can add without getting on another
List

Okay. Maybe one more: think of the **** storm
You could cause with spoiled mayonnaise

Fecal Flurry is used in the correct context,

 

[old_anorak]

I'm kind of like you in that respect, most anything I'd suggest would just put me on another list.

 

[Wiredog8]

Geeze Anorak. WE are on THE LIST!!
Let em fly Darlin'.

 

[old_anorak]

LOL

 

[Come and Take It]

Why it's good to raise rabbits,
and Brother Maynard helps out with an IED

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER IS SHOT FROM YOUR NOSE OR MOUTH AND HITS YOUR MONITOR

 

[Wiredog8]

Why it's good to raise rabbits,
and Brother Maynard helps out with an IED

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER IS SHOT FROM YOUR NOSE OR MOUTH AND HITS YOUR MONITOR

Nik, Nik, Nik!!!!!!!!!!!! For that, you must chop down a large tree, with, a, ...............HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Come and Take It]

Bring me a shrubbery

 

[Wiredog8]

Bring me a shrubbery

" No! I wont do it. It's stupid"

 

[Come and Take It]

If anyone has read World War Z?

The Lobotomizer sounds like a wicked homemade, home security item

 

[Wiredog8]

Man traps with punji stakes coverd in excrement and chili powder
light bulbs filled with acid
nail boards covered with leaves

If anyone has read World War Z?

The Lobotomizer sounds like a wicked homemade, home security item

 

[cyclingjames]

going back to the poo thowing idea, if their are to many attackers to thow at, you could make shtf litrely

 

[old_anorak]

Now I am going to have to go dig out my Killer Bunny with Fangs slippers.

 

[DannyboyDS]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

Those are some interesting suggestions, I see a few problems though.

 

[old_anorak]

Only a few?

 

[jimLE]

i have a hunting knife that i got in a yard sale.the handle was messed up,so i removed it.now i plan on getting a wooden rod 3 or 4 feet long.and then attach the knife to it

 

[Clyde]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

I would end up jacking myself up with half of these!