Long Distance Expedition to My Home

[toexist]

Hi, Prepping lads. I'm looking for some advice from you all. I'm an 18 year old collage student attending Cambridge Univarsity living 27 hours from my family in a rural town in Serbia. I keep thinking about the worst case scenario if something were to happen and all sh*t broke loose. I would need to make it from Cambridge UK to my peasant town in Serbia so I can regroup with my family where i feel safe. To say the least, I'm sure a 27 hour expedition in an emergency situation might not be a possibility so I want to be prepared to make it on foot and boat. Any suggestions or ideas for a get home bag?

Also if you could tell me how I could better wipe my own azz I would greatly appreciate it. Are you supposed to wipe north or south?

 

[Proud Prepper]

I would find a guy that goes by Silent Earth there in the UK and ask him. There is no one better to answer your prepping questions and to learn from. He is a Legend.

Oh I would try wiping from east to west and if that doesnt get it all, wipe in a large circle...

 

[toexist]

I would find a guy that goes by Silent Earth there in the UK and ask him. There is no one better to answer your prepping questions and to learn from. He is a Legend.

Oh I would try wiping from east to west and if that doesnt get it all, wipe in a large circle...

If I find Silent Earth I'll return him to the insane asylum he escaped from. And I don't think he wipes at all...always shyt coming out of his mouth.