I AM A GENIUS! ANSWER TO TOILET PAPER PANIC BUYING!

[Kevin L]

Don't know what that is.

If you've seen old-fashoned sausages fastened together in a string (like you may see in an old movie that features a deli or grocery store), the imagine putting a dirty, sodden diaper in a huge plastic bag, twisting it so it's sealed in, putting in the next diaper, twisting it so it's sealed in, and so on.

When you pull the full bag out of the diaper genie, it looks like sausage links . . . with each link being a sealed-up dirty diaper. See below:

They are pretty cheap . . . around $40.00 new, although I've seen them on Craig's List for $10.00.

 

[grayghost668]

 

[GaRp58]

Just the description of how to make shitty diapers look like a string of hot-dogs or sausages brings a bad taste in your mouth...GP

 

[Brent S]

Just the description of how to make shitty diapers look like a string of hot-dogs or sausages brings a bad taste in your mouth...GP

Yeah, that whole thing was a little disturbing to me too! I don’t want to keep the stuff around and collect it....

 

[GaRp58]

I dunno, maybe you could wrap it tight, paint it reddish brown, hang it in the garden looking like freshly smoked sausages and just wait for it to get stolen??? HAHAHAHA?

 

[Brent S]

I dunno, maybe you could wrap it tight, paint it reddish brown, hang it in the garden looking like freshly smoked sausages and just wait for it to get stolen??? HAHAHAHA?

Yup, you’re a certain kind of twisted there! Lol

 

[GaRp58]

I NEVER purported to be anything but that...aren't we all a bit twisted in our own canny way??

 

[Brent S]

I NEVER purported to be anything but that...aren't we all a bit twisted in our own canny way??

Hey, if you can’t have a warped sense of humor in life it wouldn’t be worth living! God knows mine has gotten me put in the dog house more than once....

 

[DrHenley]

I dunno, maybe you could wrap it tight, paint it reddish brown, hang it in the garden looking like freshly smoked sausages and just wait for it to get stolen??? HAHAHAHA?

Hey, if you can’t have a warped sense of humor in life it wouldn’t be worth living! God knows mine has gotten me put in the dog house more than once....

LOVE IT. My kind of twisted, LOL.

 

[Danil54grl]

Hi guys.

I discovered a very simple, economic, practical way to deal with the lack of toilet paper: disposable coffee filters!

There is no shortage of disposable coffee filters in the store. They make good toilet paper!

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I am also experimenting with making masks out of them.

Come on, guys, give me some likes over this!

Did you watch that Sandra Bullock movie. . . Heat? With Melissa McCarthy in it. There is a line in there about using coffee filters as toilet paper.

 

[Kevin L]

Did you watch that Sandra Bullock movie. . . Heat? With Melissa McCarthy in it. There is a line in there about using coffee filters as toilet paper.

I didn't know that, so I'll have to see the movie. Thank you

 

[Danil54grl]

I didn't know that, so I'll have to see the movie. Thank you

Just so happened I was flipping channels to go to sleep to and that particular scene was on. I may have the name wrong but definitely those two actresses are in it.

 

[chihuahuasniper]

Not a bad idea, but for about $60 you can buy 50 pounds of cotton shop rags/sheeting from Home Depot. Throw them away or soak and reuse, if it got that bad.

 

[Kevin L]

Not a bad idea, but for about $60 you can buy 50 pounds of cotton shop rags/sheeting from Home Depot. Throw them away or soak and reuse, if it got that bad.

Thank you.

I've got cotton shop rags from home depot to cut up into gun cleaning patches.

 

[Brent S]

One of the nastiest tidbits I learned about history was the romans using a communal sponge over and over. I get that they didn’t know about bacteria and viruses but that’s just nasty!

 

[Kevin L]

One of the nastiest tidbits I learned about history was the romans using a communal sponge over and over. I get that they didn’t know about bacteria and viruses but that’s just nasty!

I know. The idea makes me cringe.

You do, however, suggest an interesting point.

The Romans didn't understand bacteriology, so they can--perhaps--be excused for this.

I think our descendants will say very similar things about us and have a similar attitude about us destroying the environment, climate change, dumping chemical shit in the water supply . . . and the difference between us and the Romans (in your example) is that we know it's unhealthy and disgusting, and we do it anyway.

 

[Brent S]

I know. The idea makes me cringe.

You do, however, suggest an interesting point.

The Romans didn't understand bacteriology, so they can--perhaps--be excused for this.

I think our descendants will say very similar things about us and have a similar attitude about us destroying the environmental, climate change, dumping chemical shit in the water supply . . . and the difference between us and the Romans (in your example) is that we know it's unhealthy and disgusting, and we do it anyway.

We aren’t so smart considering we’re supposed to be the smartest animal on the planet are we?